Hellsing Quotes

Such a shame. I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. And now you're nothing but dog shit!
Alucard

That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster.
Alucard

Eat Harkonnen, bitch!
Seras Victoria

A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell.
Seras Victoria

It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink.
Alucard

Resignation is what kills people. Once they've rejected resignation, humans gain the privilege of making humanity their footpath.
Alucard

The Bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
Alucard

You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners.
Integra Hellsing

Immortality is wasted on the young.
Alucard

Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful, of course, if you're a bloodsucker.
Alucard

Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Ahh I'm so fucking hard right now!
Jan Valentine

You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!
Alucard

Look well at Integra’s “battle”, Police girl! Integra cut herself open, shed her own blood… and chose to fight for her life. Giving up kills people. When people reject giving up… they finally win the right to transcend humanity. “Never give up, even if it means death”… that is the pride and dignity of our
master.
Alucard

At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander! Friends, let's bring them Hell.
Montana Max

I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
Walter C. Dornez

You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up, and accept defeat.. Ha! That seems to be the sort of language that your kind is used to using. Language for cowards who forfeited their humanity, because they were too weak to survive as such. Don’t look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell.
Integra Hellsing

Hey bitch, get off me! I'm supposed to be on top!
Jan Valentine

Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame.
Alucard

God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to god. They are your death.
Alucard

Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?
Jan Valentine

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